Those women are doing a public service, Chris.
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - International Trailer (x)
i want to sit on a rooftop with you at 2 in the morning and listen to your favorite songs and talk about how pretty the stars are
This is deep, man
one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon
So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)
whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post
Being internet smart is like the 21st century version of being street smart.
Okay Dad, these are the websites you use to watch your show.
Sockshare, Putlocker, gorillavid, nosvideo and novamov are your friends, stick to them and you know you’re okay.
DO NOT click on anything that wants you to download updates or DivX.
DO NOT click on adverts on the side.
And be very cautious of fake play buttons.
You are ready. Go forth and watch Dexter.
it’s just universally accepted that band geeks is the best episode of spongebob
Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on
Womp, womp womp womp womp womp Wooooomp, WoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP!
"You know what, Katniss? I’m done. I can’t do thing anymore tonight." Peeta sighed, his shoulders sinking in defeat. Katniss watched the fight drain out of him, the usual resignation setting in. "Not when you won’t tell me what’s wrong."
She hated this part of their arguments the most. Where Peeta stopped shouting and just gave up. He would always act so level-headed about it, telling her he needed some time to think. She wished he would go on shouting. Shouting she could handle. It was the leaving she had a problem with.
He would always come back. She knew, deep down, he’d never really leave her. That he would just spend the night over at Haymitch’s, coming back the following morning smelling faintly of white liquor and ready to talk.
Tonight, she couldn’t stand the thought of him leaving. The idea of her own thoughts consuming her, swallowing her whole, terrified her. She was going to break without him there. The fear that had been welling up inside her for weeks was ready to take over.
"I’ll be back after while, okay?" Peeta mumbled, angling his body towards the door. Katniss’ heart started to beat wildly in her chest as she watched him about to take his leave of her
"Goodnight." Peeta turned away.
"I’m pregnant." She was surprised she hadn’t shouted it at the top of her lungs. The pressure of keeping such a fact to herself for weeks had made her feel like she was going to burst.
Peeta whipped around sharply, staring at her intensely. Like he couldn’t believe what Katniss had just said.
"What?" His tone matched his shocked expression.
Anonymous requested Katniss telling Peeta she was pregnant.
a gif like this doesnt come around but once every dynasty
Favourite line in all of Dinsey
Well this is heartbreaking
Well that was unecessary.
happy earth day friends
this is…the best possible use of this particular gif.
The Houses of Hogwarts - Created by Autlaw
Fuck you for being smart
this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND CALL ME SALLY.
I may actually not suck at makeup now
Just make sure to de-stick the tape on your hand or something, you don’t want to rip your eyelid off