dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to be a princess in the tower ‘just for like a week’ and everyone is like ‘we can break the fucking curse’ and the prince is like ‘but i’m a dragon.’
Sam’s face just kills me omg
#not go all geek on this stuff dean?#say the man who made a EMF detector out of a walkman#says the man who obsessively knows the inner workings of his car#says the man who makes more dumb pop-culture jokes than anyone alive#says the man who freakin’ loves LARPing#says the man who read the Odyssey and remembered his history lessons from grade school#says the man who secretly wants to be Captain Kirk#says the man who gets excited over rainbow slinkies#and can hack into a security system with his computer#says the man who still uses cassette tapes#and can quote his favourite movies word for word #but yeah dean #sure#i’m the geek here #supernatural (via)
dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized
I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????
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this post just gets better and better
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
Alice and the Pirates Wisdom Apple ring in gold
White lips pale face this ain’t a scene it’s a god damn arms race
real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
#slytherins aren’t evil #slytherins are self-serving #slytherins are loyal to what is THEIRS and theirs alone #if the fact that narcissa malfoy #a slytherin #will LIE to the dark lord about his greatest foe being alive #over the smallest hope of saving her son doesn’t tell you that #then idk how to help you
count yourself honoured if a slytherin decides that you are theirs. they will kill for you. they won’t die for you, because where would be the use in that, but they will do everything else.
I’ve saved this since March to post.
the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever
So I really love how the intro to Pacific Rim is, like, 90% plausible/whatever for the first two minutes. Massive tragedy in San Francisco, media and cultural response, blah blah blah
Then, completely straight-up, “So that’s when we decided to make giant robots.”
When life hands you lemons
you make giant robots